googlebus: burnblogaboutburnblogs: googlebus: a great man once said “it’s ok having a small penis” *sweats nervously*
folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
fffcuk: I could be locked in a room with no tv, phone, or internet access and id probably still not do my homework
fffcuk: im glad they blur it out when people give the middle finger on tv. i can’t imagine what the sight of an entire middle finger might do to a child’s mind.
galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
I'm scared of getting attached to someone.
Giving them all my trust. Giving them all my time. Giving them all my attention and get nothing for return. Just a bunch of bullshit and empty promises. Drifting away slowly bit by bit until all it’s left is memories.
stopstealingmythoughts: pau1y: what if 911 called you hello, this is 911. you have an emergency, i can sense it.
typegsir: Reblog if you would get high with the person you reblogged from.
nigforaday: I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with
dampsandwich: *asks someone a personal question via text* *throws phone across the room*
I hate when I’m driving and I get the strongest urges to drive off the road or into oncoming traffic, but then I pull out a cigarette and think I can’t waste this. And by the time the cigarette is done, the feeling is gone.